McBreakfasts

A first grader came to my office complaining of a headache, and I asked my usual first question: "Did you have breakfast?" He said no, and I asked if he eats the school breakfast, as a large percentage of our students do, thinking I could get him some food from the cafeteria to tide him over until lunch. He said no again, so I asked if he ate at home. He answered no once more, and explained, "I eat at McDonald's." 

What? "Every day?" I asked. 

"Yep!" 

Ugh.