23.5.11

Kids say the darndest things

Third grader: "So...I started wearing deodorant two days ago."
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Me: "Is the Tooth Fairy going to come?"
Girl that lost a tooth: "Yeah, if my dad remembers to call her." 
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Secretary: "You're suspended until next Tuesday."
Disruptive kid: "When's that?"

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