Dear Parent,

Please do not take it out on the nurse when your child develops a 102.6 degree fever. I'm just the messenger.

Sincerely,

Camp Nurse

P.S. When, after you finally agreed to come get your daughter and I asked if I could give her some Tylenol, I was not asking if I should give her the fever-reducing medication. I was simply confirming your permission to give it, knowing you would be arriving shortly anyway. Please do not insult my intelligence by complaining to my supervisor that the nurse doesn't know what to do in case of a fever.