Overheard at camp:

"So, why do you like the 4th of July?"

"Because this is the day we declared our independence from Great Britain, and if we hadn't done that we wouldn't be free and we'd be paying really high taxes!"

A camp instructor: "Yep, all of us instructors have degrees from college."

Camper, looking at me: "Even you?!"

Me: "Yes, even the nurse has a college degree..."